The Impulse

A little boy and a grandma at a bus stop.

Grandma: Hello young boy. How are you?
Boy: Do i know you?

Grandma: Yes im your grandma.
Boy: No your not. My grandma died last year.

Grandma: Oh im so sorrry.
Boy: Its ok.

Grandma: Well if you every want to talk give me a call.
Boy: Um... ok...

Grandma: What are you doing at this bus stop?
Boy: Waiting for a bus.

Grandma: Me too!
Boy: Thats strange we are both at a bus stop waiting for a bus.

Grandma: It was nice to meet you.
Boy: Ya... same...

Bad Poetry

Boy meets Girl

There was a girl
There was a boy
They were strangers
Until the day they met
On March 27th 2008
When they first saw eachother
It was love at first sight

They went out for ice cream on their first date
They shared all their feelings about eachother
Their relationship went a turn for the bad
When the boy met another girl

This other girl was better than the first girl
So the first girl broke up with the boy
And the other girl and boy fell in deep love
Strangely things didn't work out and they broke up

The boy was single again.

Direct Orders

Rock out like you are on a gameshow. Rock out like you just went on a date with Selena Gomez. Rock out like your team won the super bowl. Rock out like you just made a game winning shot over Lebron James. Rock out like you have direct orders to rock out. Rock out like a hurricane. Rock out like you graduated from high school. Rock out like soccer players do when they just scored a goal. Rock out like there is no tomorrow. Rock out like you are at a party. Rock out like you shook the dust. Rock out like your little sister just went to a friends house. Rock out like you just did the sickest crossover on some kid and broke is ankles. Rock out.

Shake the Dust

This is for all the kids with no food. This is for all the high school drop outs. This is for all the athletes that never win. This is for all the old people. Shake the Dust. This is for all the non athletic people. This is for all the injury prone sports players. Shake the Dust. This is for all the girls who have had their heart broken. This is for the people who have never found love. Shake the Dust. For all the boys who have been stood up by a girl. This is for all the nerds. This is for all the wimpy kids. Shake the dust. This is for all the old people who just sit around and do nothing. Shake the dust. This is for everyone. Shake the dust.